The Plan

The book "The Three Javelinas" is a rendition of "The Three Little Pigs."  The Javelinas are trying to out smart a coyote instead of a big, bad wolf.  Leah's class read "The Three Javelinas".  They were then were assigned to write a letter to the coyote presenting a plan on how to catch the Javelinas for a delicious meal.  This was Leah's plan...with a little translation.

Dear Coyote,

My name is Leah.  I'm going to help you catch a Javelina.  Here's my plan.  First, get a black soot (suit) and white shurt (shirt).  Get it at a church stor.  And black shous (shoes) and a black book (Book of Mormon).  Pracktis (practice) standing up so you look like a mishunary (missionary).  I think my plan will work.  Last knok on the door and eat him up.  Have a delishis (delicious) meal.  Have great luck.  Don't forget chilly sos (chili sauce) mmmm.  That is my plan.  Oh and if you follow my steps your going to have a dilishis meal.

Your Friend,

Leah

Moral of the story: If you want a "dilishus" meal, dress like a "mishunary".